How? Howity how how? Howww?
On some blogs, people post them every day! I do like two a year. It is so hard!
I don't particularly want to broardcast my face to the Internet on a regular basis (nor should you want me to), I don't like being in photos in general. Paradoxically, I do like it when bloggers post pics of themselves; I like to know who's writing what I'm reading.
Do you ever look in the mirror and think 'yeah, I don't look too hideous, I'll take a selfie' then take the photo, look at it, and think 'call the undertakers, I'm clearly at deaths door.' The morning I took these photos I was pretty tired and wearing last nights makeup (shoddy removal job makes for quick getting ready. I'm gross) but didn't think I looked too bad.
Why, in every picture, is the camera over my mouth and nose? I don't love my nose, perhaps it was subconscious.
I like the above photo though. My eyebrow looks cool.
|Got the crazy eyes-looking-in-different-directions look going on|
'How work this strange futuristic devise?' I am holding it as if it is covered in poo.
|another freaky eye going on...|
Concentrating very hard here on getting the jumper in, i.e. the actual reason I'm taking the photos. Perhaps part of the reason I am failing is because I am wearing a rug around my shoulders.
Actually, the rug is kind of cloak like. Winning!
|Ahm giving you the siiiide eye nooow!|
What's my right hand doing? Holding back my hair so you can see the wolf's bum?
Aaaand, freak out. Time to stop now.